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September 13 That 70's ShowMemorable Quotes
Michael Kelso: I miss Eric.
Jackie Burkhardt: Well, you still have me. Michael Kelso: It's not the same, Jackie. I can talk to Eric about things that I can't talk about with you. Jackie Burkhardt: Okay, well like what? Michael Kelso: Well, for instance, the annoying things you do. Jackie Burkhardt: Michael. Michael Kelso: See, I can't talk to you. Steven Hyde: I read somewhere that people in India fast, man. And, that it makes them think better. And, sometimes they can actually think themselves to death, man.
Michael Kelso: I wonder if that's what I'm doing right now? Sometimes my brain is doing things that I don't even know about. Eric: Man, we think of some great stuff down here. But, later on I can never remember it. Leo: I saw a UFO once, man. It was just hanging there in the sky. Then it sent me a message, in big bright yellow letters. I told me I was gonna have a good year.
Steven Hyde: Leo, was this UFO at a football game? Leo: Yeah, man! And the weird thing was, I was the only one freaking out about it! [Hyde, Fez, and Kelso start to laugh] Leo: Wait a minute. Good year? It was a terrible year, man! Kelso: Hi, I'd like an order of books, please.
Brooke: Could you be more specific? Kelso: Could you be more beautiful? Brooke: Could you be more lame? Kelso: Yes. Michael Kelso: I'm sorry. Look, I've been screwed by Darwinism... never needed to evolve listening skills 'cause my looks are so highly developed.
Donna Pinciotti: Um, that's not how evolution works. Michael Kelso: Yeah, sure it is. Look, say I had to catch my own food, right? But I only ate really fast animals? My feet would eventually evolve into rockets. Steven Hyde: Man, it's amazing your brain doesn't evolve into pudding. Kitty Forman: Oh, my god. I married the Grinch. I'm Mrs. Grinch!
[Steven hits Jackie's new boyfriend because he calls her a bitch]
Jackie Burkhardt: Steven, what happened? Steven Hyde: What? Nothing... just... somebody and then... the guy said 'bitch' and there's nothing. Jackie Burkhardt: Oh, my God. He called me a bitch and you hit him. And that's what happened, isn't it? Steven Hyde: ...No? Jackie Burkhardt: Liar. I AM the bitch. And you LOVE me. Fez: AH. This is tomorrow's school paper. Oh my god, on the front page, there's a picture of me kissing Kelso by the lake. [Eric catches his parents having sex, and they find out] Comments (1)
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